American Pastime Lover T-Shirts

'You live in Florida, so how the devil did you catch baseball fever!?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'You lifted your head.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Origami Society...

Fist Bumper Cars

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Camping-Pong

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Peekaboo!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Rocking Horse

Child with doll in the sea

Donald Glover

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Yoyos

A Boy and His Mother

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Wild Child

"You spoil that boy."

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Untidy bedroom

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'