Passionate About America's Pastime Pillows

"Well, Mr. 'I-can't-wait-for-the-baseball-season-to-begin'..."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Veterans Day US

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Staying Warm.

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Self Raising Flour

"We should have taken a eweber."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Rule Britannia!

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Blue Tit Bank.

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

Play Ball!

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

George Washington

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Foreign Ownership Control in the US