Passionate About America's Pastime Pillows

"Well, Mr. 'I-can't-wait-for-the-baseball-season-to-begin'..."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Veterans Day US

Donald Glover

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Self Raising Flour

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Staying Warm.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"We should have taken a eweber."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Rule Britannia!

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

Blue Tit Bank.

Play Ball!

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

George Washington