Sports Culture Aficionado Pillows

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A day at the transgenic races

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Saving a Heart

Gary turns 40.