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Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Donald Glover

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'To me! Let's party.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Are you anybody?"

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

Sergio Leone

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

Birth of the Western.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'...We only eat dry cat food out here.'