Pastime Enthusiast Mugs

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'You lifted your head.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Football Chameleon

Monica Seles

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

Ratminton

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Saving a Heart

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"