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"I asked for your drivers licence, Mister Bond, this is your licence to kill."

Sylvester Stallone in The Cricket Match

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

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"Hugh fans!"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

JAMES BONDING

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

They soon changed their name..

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Film Stuntman School

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.