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"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Police Crime Scene.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Crime in bookshop

Mobsters at the Beach

The evidence destroyed

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'