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White Dude's Burden

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Police Crime Scene.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Minority Report

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

The evidence destroyed

Mobsters at the Beach

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'