Action Thrillers Gifts

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

The DaVinci Code

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

The mission: Impossible burger.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A skier and a paraglider