Action Movies Gifts

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Ninja.

Police car being towed, in shootout.

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Secret Services Club

Fight Club.

Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"How was your day, dear?"

Lambo

The standoff escalated, with the suspect threatening to blow himself up.

"How much weight can it hold?"

'002' - A discussion about 007.

police chasing robbers in traffic jam

Train Fight

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

The Bourne Eternity

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Rage.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen