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'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Ninja.

Police car being towed, in shootout.

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

Milla Jovovich

'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

Secret Services Club

Fight Club.

Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"How was your day, dear?"

Lambo

The standoff escalated, with the suspect threatening to blow himself up.

"How much weight can it hold?"

Tom Cruise

'002' - A discussion about 007.

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

George W. Bush Caricature

police chasing robbers in traffic jam

Sylvester Stallone

Train Fight

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"The high-speed chase is over and the suspect is in custody -- We now return to our regular programming." It seems like this is regular programming!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

The Bourne Eternity

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe