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James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

They soon changed their name..

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.