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"A tactical entry team is here to see you. Are you available?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Film Stuntman School

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.