Action Thriller Fan Gifts

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

They soon changed their name..

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Newton's Law and Order.

The mission: Impossible burger.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

"I do all my own stunts"

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Taking to the sky...

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."