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The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'Can you keep a secret?'

hard-boiled egg...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

Horror movies

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Mobsters at the Beach

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.