Watching Thrillers Mugs

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'Can you keep a secret?'

hard-boiled egg...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

Horror movies

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Chiller Theatre

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Mobsters at the Beach

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."