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'You know too much,'

A man running with two suitcases stuffed with bank notes.

'Oh, crap. I did not see that coming.'

"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

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Top Secret

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Stop acting so shifty. How could our dirty weekend possibly go wrong?'

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The DaVinci Code

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Puss in cement boots"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."