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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Milkin' Impossible

Mobsters at the Beach

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."