Thriller Novelist Gifts

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Milkin' Impossible

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."