Thriller Stories Gifts

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

The DaVinci Code

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Silence of the Chickens...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Chiller Theatre

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Scary stuff

The Philip Marlow family

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cat Frankenstein

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.