Thriller Stories Gifts

The Mafia sends Bobby Fischer a message.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

Silence of the Chickens...

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Chiller Theatre

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Philip Marlow family

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Cat Frankenstein

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Bram Stoker