Thriller Movies Gifts

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Which of you ordered the chef's surprise?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

hard-boiled egg...

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Chiller Theatre

Ghost School.

Canine Scentipede

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

The Philip Marlow family

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."