Thriller Films Gifts

I love Horror Films

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Ghost School.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Werewolves of London..."

Canine Scentipede

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Philip Marlow family

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."