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'I'm giving you this assignment, Warburton, because everybody else is hiding somewhere.'

'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

The DaVinci Code

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hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

The Philip Marlow family

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"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

Mobsters at the Beach

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'