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"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"

'I'm giving you this assignment, Warburton, because everybody else is hiding somewhere.'

'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

The DaVinci Code

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Mobsters at the Beach

Milkin' Impossible

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Stephen King

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'