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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

The DaVinci Code

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Mobsters at the Beach

Paging for a Doctor

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

A spy

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"Where did you last have everything?"

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'

"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

Hospital Gift Shop

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

No future for the dollar.