Reading Thrillers Pillows

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Awkward Murder Witness

'And this is where we launder our money.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."

"That's no confession, Mr Bond - nobody's 'licensed to sin'."

'Hurry, I'm allergic to jute!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Small craft warning'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Mobsters at the Beach

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

A man runs on the water from a shark.