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The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

The Philip Marlow family

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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Murderous Chef

"It's not what you think."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Can you keep a secret?'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Mc Seven