Ironic Thriller Lover Gifts

"The terrifying story of Jonah from the No. 1 best seller... the bible."

The DaVinci Code

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Milkin' Impossible

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Stephen King

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

"It's not what you think."

'Can you keep a secret?'

Murderous Chef

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Janet Leigh

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'