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Salesman sits on park bench reading Death Of A Salesman as Grim Reaper comes up behind him.

"Meet The Author"

The DaVinci Code

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

George Orwell

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

Sue the Author 3PM

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.