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'Complimentary headsets for our guided tour.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

J. R. R. Tolkien

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Where the wild things were."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"What the hell took so long?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Birds Following Witch.

The Philip Marlow family

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"