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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Seagiraffes

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Late BroomStick

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."