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"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Mouse Princess

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Piracy on a boating lake