Fantasy Film Aficionado T-Shirts

Still have the receipt do you?"

Jason and the Argonauts.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

ET Mishap

Raincloud Umbrella

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Swiss army knife

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"