Fantasy Film Enthusiast Pillows

"I just saw this, like, awesome movie about a magical ship that saves people."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Paranormal A-Z...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

ET Mishap

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Knight feeding his kids.

Late BroomStick