Fantasy Thriller Enthusiast Mugs

'Complimentary headsets for our guided tour.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

hard-boiled egg...

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Birds Following Witch.

The Philip Marlow family

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Phoenix

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."