Fantasy Fiction Admirer Mugs

'I'm afraid I have to write you up, Rapunzel -- You're not handicapped-accessible.'

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

When zombies get married...

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I think they're up to something.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'