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Clown Gardening

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Clown Watercooler

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Escaping Flowers

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

clown trophies

'I've decided to go straight!'

Venus fly trap.

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."