Clowning Around Club Mugs

Circus doctor.

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Get crazy once in a while

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Turn your head and laugh.

Every class has one. . .

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Clown Delivering Babies.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"More helium."

"You're afraid of what?"

I Heart Juggling

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

We stock ALL sizes...

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"