Clowning Fan Mugs

"You're not stepping on it right."

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

'The worst of it is they don't have any natural predators...'

'What's that funny smell?'

'Of course we charge triple!'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

"Sorry, it's not personal."

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Every class has one. . .

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'