Car Care Clown Gifts

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

Eyewash.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

How are you at decision making?

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Very funny!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I started as just another 'yes man', but eventually my talents were recognized and I became a full fledged sycophant.'

Yoghurt man

"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Your resume says that you were previously a waiter. Can I assume that you're comfortable taking orders?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Wild Window Washers

'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'

'I love your 'never-say-never' attitude, but we never hired you.'

Warning! Left lane reserved for compacts filled with clowns.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'

'Actually, we're looking for someone who's willing to start at the bottom and stay there.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Corona clown car

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."