Engine Humor Lover Pillows

'Quit giving it gas...you're going to flood this thing.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

World's cheapest car

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

I break for toilet paper

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

I thought "E" meant enough.