Internal Combustion Fan T-Shirts

Internal Combustion.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Fetching some fuel.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Woo-hoo!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

Cylinder Head

'You said you liked red cars.'

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Soft-tops.

Finishing Line

"You're describing a grand hotel!"