Wing Lover Prints

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Knight feeding his kids.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Keeping warm.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bumble Bee

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Couple melting the snow around them.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage