Chicken Wing Lover Prints

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

NFL. Sports Bar. World Series. That's my only complaint about things up here. Everybody gets only two wings.

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Dogs and Chickens

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'