Chicken Wing Lover Pillows

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dogs and Chickens

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Free Range Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing