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'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

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"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mummies for Dummies

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Hadrian's Fence