Ancient Warfare Enthusiasts Prints

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"Efficiency tombs available"

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Mummies for Dummies

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Hadrian's Fence