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"Do you have any idea what it's like to invade a country?"

'You're too aggressive.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Free speech isn't cheap!

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

William Tell Executions.

'You're too aggressive.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

University Challenge

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Axes 'R' Us Store

"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!"

The 24/7 Samurai

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

War Exercise.

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Make sure he does a number two.'

Condoleezza Rice

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'