Fighter Spirit Gifts

"Dad's always been a fighter..."

Chemotherapy male warrior

'That reminds me--I wonder how ol' Bob is doing these days.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"I don't plead."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

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'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Edinson Cavani

Auld Gang Sign

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

One-upmanship.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'