Spirited Fighter Gifts

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Sticking out tongue

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Ninja.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'I told you to sip it!'

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Umbrella fight.

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

The Power of the Pen

"That's one of my husbands silly old boxing trophies."

The Incomplete Angler

Resistance.

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

Chemotherapy male warrior

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'