Spirited Fighter T-Shirts

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Sticking out tongue

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

'I told you to sip it!'

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Umbrella fight.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

The Incomplete Angler

Resistance.

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

The Power of the Pen

"That's one of my husbands silly old boxing trophies."

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

Chemotherapy male warrior

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

NFL is jerk to fans