Aspiring Heroes In Unusual Places Gifts

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

My Hero

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Library built out of books.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

"So, how are you getting on with your plans to take the world by storm?"

"I always felt like I was destined for something big. But I'm not sure it's worth the effort."

I had a dream last night that I was a fish. Believe me, you're not missing a thing.

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

'I know how you feel, but you can't let all this stand in the way of your dreams.'

Viking Hats.

"Oh, I don't know, there's got to be more to life than slaying dragons."

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

'I feel like doing something heroic. Will you jump into the river and let me try to rescue you?'