Aspiring Heroes In Unusual Places Mugs

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

My Hero

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'Library built out of books.'

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

"Climb every mountain? Are you sure?"

Superhero Academy. We've evaluated your applications and our advice to both of you is, don't be a hero.

"So, how are you getting on with your plans to take the world by storm?"

I had a dream last night that I was a fish. Believe me, you're not missing a thing.

"I always felt like I was destined for something big. But I'm not sure it's worth the effort."

Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

'I know how you feel, but you can't let all this stand in the way of your dreams.'

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

"Oh, I don't know, there's got to be more to life than slaying dragons."

Viking Hats.

Not cosplay, Mr. Jenkins, copay. I asked if you had a copay. Check out.